All of My Enemies Are Octogenarians (Men's/Uni)

$30.00

POV: You were just decimated by a nice couple who have four great-grandchildren. Doris was wearing a fanny pack and two knee braces. Frankie tucked his tee-shirt into white shorts and was wearing a VFW hat. You’re not sure which war it was. Probably Korea. Maybe World War II.

They kept telling you, “that was a good idea, though.” You hate them.

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POV: You were just decimated by a nice couple who have four great-grandchildren. Doris was wearing a fanny pack and two knee braces. Frankie tucked his tee-shirt into white shorts and was wearing a VFW hat. You’re not sure which war it was. Probably Korea. Maybe World War II.

They kept telling you, “that was a good idea, though.” You hate them.

Qualifies for free shipping. Wheee!

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  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

  • Pre-shrunk fabric

  • Side-seamed construction

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US